
Recite the following Fabio-isms in your best Italian accent. I guarantee a few chuckles.
"I am 30 years old and I have to sleep in the bunky bed."
“Kind of reminds me of a porn movie.”
"But I'm a chef. There's nothing that can stress me out. If they gonna give me monkey ass to fill with fried banana, I'll come up with something anyway. It's not a problem."
"We can serve monkey ass in empty clam shell and win 'cause I'm working the front of the house."
"This is Top Chef not Top Scallop!"
"Next time I'm gonna do a piece of toast, a bacon, and some bullshit eggs on it... and i'll probably be one of the top three."
"My car is a piece of...............poop."
"Hospital? I'll chop it off and sear it on the flat top so it doesn't bleed any more and tomorrow I will deal with nine finger."
"I got so many kick in my ass that sometime when I'm in the bathroom I still pull shoes out of my ass."
And my all time favorite:
"This is Top Chef, not Top Pussy!"
Ahhh, so sad to see you pack your knives and go, Fabio.
(Photo credit: Bravo TV/Michael Lavine)
8 comments:
I was so sad to see Fabio go, too!
And I totally read those lines with my faux accent! :)
hey hey.....cool new blog! wb!
Screw this Scallop! Where's your Kogi post?
Great to see you back!!!
FOBio. i can't take too much of his accent. on the other hand, J loves FOBio.
glad to see your back and ranting and bitching and complaining and whining and yelling. =) adding you to blogroll.
yay you're back pam! you know i have not watched a single episode from this season of top chef.
I loved Fabio too! I wanted him to beat Stefan's arse. Stefan is a non-friend of a friend and I wanted him to go down in flames!! Plus, F is too cute...
Weezer Monkey,
everything's so much more fun when read with a fabio accent!
pirikara,
thanks girl! i missed blogging!
Eddie,
Puh-leeze, Kogi is sooooo February 2009. Plus I don't like lines. :)
EDNBM,
thanks & love the FOBio! haha
immaeatchu,
thanks! they repeat top chef all the time on bravo--i'm sure you can catch up one of these days!
durinda,
yeah, stefan is an ass. creepy too. i love that you say that he's a "non-friend" of a friend!
Hurray for the new blog! And on the blogroll you go...
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