What's In Morrissey's Trader Joes Bag?

A cashier at my local Trader Joes in South Pasadena saw my Smiths "The Queen Is Dead" shirt yesterday and proceeded to tell me that the Pope of Mope sometimes shops at their Pasadena Lake Avenue store. Now although I'm not as big of a fan of solo Morrissey as I am the OG Smiths (my favorite band of all time, by the way), I still got the teeniest bit excited and couldn't help but wonder what the Moz leaves with in his reusable canvas tote (if he uses one, that is, which I'm sure he does) Inspired by fellow food tweeter TriceraPops who thinks our favorite pompadoured wailer loves their Frozen Chocolate Lava Cakes, I think it'd be so much fun if we turned this into a game/poll/brainstorming session of sorts. So what do you think Morrissey buys at Trader Joes? My money is on Two Buck Chuck, frozen Meatless Meatballs and Joes-O's.